13 4 / 2014

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

11 4 / 2014

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite.com, via delph-inium)

13 3 / 2014

heichouaddict:

I’m so glad they still have this show on teennick.

(Source: dumb-gay-fuck, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

13 3 / 2014

thenightlifebeforemingus:

Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.

(Source: goatcorporation, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

09 3 / 2014

09 3 / 2014

09 3 / 2014

fuckbangovers:

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

 I heard my mom scream in the other room

(Source: meloncrawly, via delph-inium)

08 3 / 2014

08 3 / 2014

(Source: huotogyararii, via gaydeer)

05 3 / 2014

conservacat:

youovershare:

gallifrey-feels:

nosdrinker:

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

No

okay I have to reblog for that pun

#mandatory

(via delph-inium)

05 3 / 2014

  • 1: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

01 3 / 2014

Pure Happiness. (x)

(Source: whataregifs, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

07 2 / 2014

01 2 / 2014

productiveslacker:

remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?

productiveslacker:

remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?

(Source: darcywreckme, via ruinedchildhood)

30 1 / 2014